Willy-hat

A cute word for condom.

Don't be a prat, wear a willy-hat!

by Gee, Ro, Sarah and Bee May 6, 2005

Karate Hat

The headwear that karate practitioners wear when they're getting serious. The karate hat is placed upon their head and tightened to the highest degree.

Example: Ryu from Street Fighter wears a karate hat to show that he's always serious and ready to throw down.

Ryu Raichu wears his karate hat with his food buddy Kevin when they take on the world.

by OG_Duckboi May 23, 2019

The Hat Man

The Hat Man knows all, The Hat Man sees all. And he wants to meet you. To summon his physical form to our Plane of Existence, you must perform the ritual. First, place a Tophat of your choice on the floor, and cover the ground around it with garlic salt. And then light the salt. Once that is completed, you must consume a high enough dosage of a drug to induce a high feeling. And then sleep laying next to the ritual. At exactly 3:45 am, you will awake, and The Hat Man will be there to visit you.

"The Hat Man is love, the Hat Man is life."

by The Hat Man__ January 17, 2023

Church Hat

A gaudy hat worn to church. Frequently incorporate sequins and/or bows. Generally have matching gloves. Most commonly seen on the heads of middle-aged+ black women in the South on Sundays or at any other formal occasion.

When she sang at the inauguration of Barack Obama, Aretha wore her church hat.

by 241405 January 23, 2009

hat grade

a grade one is in :)

guess what grade im in...HAT GRADE

by that is ridiculous August 21, 2006

Gary Hat

A type of hat which doesn't quite reach the top of the ears. A Gary hat is often worn by paedophiles' or retards that can't get themselves dressed.

Chad 1: Hey chad!
Chad 2: Yo chad!
Chad 1: Oh my gawd, your hat is amazing dude!!
Chad 2: Thanks MAAAN!
Chad 1: What type of hat is it and where did you get it from?
Chad 2: I got it from Gary World and it's name is a Gary hat.
Chad 1: I'm asking my mom for that. ITS RAADDD!!

by Ashton & Chris February 16, 2022

hat swipe

When someone takes a hat and swipes it across their bum repetitively and tosses it when they are done.

Did you see that girl at the Cubs game? She took that White Sox hat and gave it the ol' hat swipe.

by Shmurd4 October 8, 2016