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Persian goodbye

A Persian Goodbye is when you spend 3 hours saying bye to everyone at the mehmooni, get all the way to the door, and then end up going back in for more chai.
“We meant be come home by 7pm but the Persian Goodbye kept us there for three more hours”
by Wreckyonan November 25, 2023
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Mexican goodbye

When you say good bye but don't leave and instead stick around for another drink or so. This cycle is repeated until finally, for real, you leave.
"My mom is the queen of Mexican goodbyes, she says bye to everyone then orders another margarita and sticks around for another hour."
by ApprehensiveCrab November 28, 2023
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Western Goodbye

When you are too busy kissing a cowboy to notice what is going on around you.
I was giving a Western goodbye. - EP
by BossyBoi March 13, 2024
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Brazilian goodbye

Similar to the “Irish goodbye” but in addition to leaving the party without saying goodbye you also call the cops on the party
“Fuck those guys. Time to hit the Brazilian goodbye
by Farkus dee March 27, 2024
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Jesus Goodbye

When someone announces their departure from a social gathering, disappears for a while, and then unexpectedly returns, much like Jesus' resurrection.
Tom executed the ultimate Jesus goodbye at the dinner party, informing everyone he was heading home, only to reappear an hour later with a fresh round of drinks
by SausageTunnel March 31, 2024
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Dutch Goodbye

When you leave the party early because you have been roasted relentlessly, only to immediately return with a weird boner and hover awkwardly while it resumes.
"Thought we finally cracked him, but my guy pulled a Dutch Goodbye"
by Iqbal Achieve April 8, 2024
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Maryland goodbye

Maryland goodbye: when gathering with a group, saying multiple goodbyes in various stages with new conversations in-between goodbyes. At the table, then standing by the table or front door of restaurant, then again outside of the restaurant. The total process takes a minimum of 15 minutes, there is no maximum time limit

Antonym: Irish Goodbye
I would have been home right after dinner, but I got caught up in a Maryland goodbye, and couldn't get out of there
by MattinMaryland May 31, 2024
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