Frequent Brain Farter

A person who frequently asks stupid questions and expects a serious answer.

"Hey, we have a basketball game tonight at 6."
"Oh...is that in the morning or afternoon?"

"I lost my wallet."
"Oh. Do you know where it is?"

These are common examples of frequent brain farters.

by Smurfanator February 7, 2010

jude adams foster

An amazing, hot, Outgoing, wonderful person that happens to be on the show The Fosters. Oh and he is also gay, for Connor

Me: Oh my god look it’s Jude Adams Foster
Friend: He’s so cute with Connor
Me: Yessss he’s also so outgoing and hot Oml

by The fosters enthusiast July 10, 2018

Maximilian Jin Foster

Musician and writer. With impeccable hearing. Lives for each moment and is in his own personal bubble of life. He’s funny, doesn’t kiss and tell, doesn’t fall in any category but his own Mr.mysterious, Mr. Grey, and James Bond. At the end had me saying random words as I took a walk on the wild side. Red pill toes curled broke my mind. Best thing is his secrets stay with him with no repercussions. Just between one another. He doesn’t judge, just lets u be u lest loose live a little. Never disturbed or walked in on some how he’s got something so rare and out of this world. A legend in the making. Old school made new. The kinda guy I loose all control and love it cuz he’s in control. Pillow talk. 😍

Omg, don’t stop Maximilian Jin foster

Girl you have no idea, my eyes rolled back, squirted, and blacked out. Told me I was speaking gibberish. He stoped and asked if I was ok. Then kept going! Omg if you only new how it felt!!

by Jessicaroleplay😘 February 1, 2021

Lina Mª Forero

A gorgeous girt that at first sight may look shy, but you will soon find out she is a magical person. Her beautiful big amber eyes will hypnotize you, and her melodious voice and charming smile will make you lose track of time as you two would be able to talk for hours. As a friend she is so truehearted that it won't be a surprise if she becomes your best adventure partner.

Although delicate and fragile, you'd better not mess up with her because you really don't want to see her dark side.
If you are lucky enough to decipher her, you will realize she is one of the most wonderful human being you will encounter in your life.

"Have you ever met Lina Mª Forero?"
"Yeah, she blew my mind."

by Thanink February 27, 2021

Tongue punching spooky farters

Tongue Punching Spooky Farters is when a ghost hunter(s) attempt to forcibly summon filthy spectres by deeply rimming the entrance to the shadow realm.

If successful, a sex ghost should appear and unleash it’s gooey ectoplasm directly on to the tongue puncher’s face. If multiple shag spirits become aroused this can result in what is known as a Phantom Splooge Bukkake Gangbang.

Can also be used as an alternative to the term ‘being on a hiding to nothing’: be unlikely to succeed, or be unlikely to gain much advantage if one does.

There’s nae point in even trying Casper, we’d be as well Tongue Punching Spooky Farters!

by elvi888 January 13, 2023

Kim Dong Jun ( former ZE:A member ) x Kim Donghee as a duo

Kim Dong Jun ( former ZE:A member ) x Kim Donghee as a duo

Kim Dong Jun ( former ZE:A member ) x Kim Donghee as a duo

by syafinaz? October 13, 2023

Fosterian

Something, someone, or nothing at all......that is all at once everything, something, and nothing all at once and not at all.

-----as manifested by your own mind.

Man 1:"look at that fosterian"
Man 2:"what fosterian"
Man 1:"that Fosterian"
Man 2:"Oh you mean those fosterians"
Man 1:"What Fosterians"

by ghhgh June 6, 2009