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Birthday wish fishing

When you wish happy birthday to mere acquaintances who are your friends on facebook solely because their birthday is shortly before yours. You do this because you want them to return the birthday wish and increase your birthday wall posts. If their birthday was any other time you would not even consider it.
Loser: Why didn't you wish me happy birthday yesterday? I wrote on your wall last week on your birthday.

Non-loser: I don't even know you loser, you were obviously just birthday wish fishing.
by itaub1 December 15, 2009
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peehole fisting

The art of taking you're own fist,and sticking it in a Penishole/Vagina hole.
Peehole fisting isn't just an act,its a way of life.
by evanw2192 April 29, 2008
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fishing shallow

a term used when a guy's dick is so small he can barely get it past the labia when having sex with a woman.
Girl 1: I heard John is fishing shallow.

Girl 2: Yeah, poor guy. Sally said he got a lot deeper with his finger.
by cybersavage December 9, 2013
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Palm Fisting

When one person goes in for a fist bump and the other greets that fist bump with an open palm.

This can either be on purpose or by accident depending on the situation,
"Dude i totally went to fist bump Mark and the jerk palm fisted me."

"I think he thinks i'm a poser.."

or

Guy 1: "I went to fist bump Joe and he went to give me a high five - Total Palm Fisting "

Guy 2: "Man he never knows whats going but hey at least he tries hard"

Guy 1: "Yeah nice guy, tries hard, bottom third.."

Guy 2: "Well he is good for a laugh.."

Guy 1: "Yeah and his sister is Hot :) "
by twinny22 November 20, 2009
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fighting the wood

to hold back a boner. especially when you're slow dancing with a girl.
"Hey man, at the Spring Dance I was totally fighting the wood with my date."
by mynamesjack March 30, 2007
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Gone Fishing

A common slang term used for a sports team that has just been eliminated or never made the postseason. (mostly used in the NBA)
by HardBodies June 19, 2008
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fighting irish

To double fist a girl. First in the vagina and the other in the ass so that it looks like the fighting irish mascot.
Nilano: Yo dude have you ever fighting irished ur girl???

Black man: Yeah i do it all the time she loves it!!!
by nilano's friend November 21, 2007
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