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European Hot Pocket

when you take a dump in saran rap (note: don't rap it up to tight) and slide it into a girls, pussy while she is sleeping. As she sleeps she is likely to move around and eventual(unless she is a complete slut, close her legs. At this time the saran rap should pop exposing the pooh and allowing for a long nights stew. In the morning, when she wakes up make sure Your around so you can yell "European Hot Pocket"... Talk about stinky vagina!!!!!!
for an April fools joke tom decide to give his girl friend Sammy an European Hot Pocket. she awoke to a slimy, stinky vag.
by Newfy1995 June 1, 2010
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European

There is too many Europeans in this line.
by Drew dicksucker October 27, 2018
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european union

Now come on guys, only 7 entries to define the Common Market?
The 'union' is purely a business thing in order to sell stuff more easily. If anyone thinks it is anything other than an extension of ronald mcdonald type hegemony then you need to watch a lot more Simpsons, South Park and Steve Bell.
My grandchild has a a portuguese mother, an english father and she was born in france. Eventually the portuguese authorities will give her a passport but this will take up to four months. Meantime she cannot travel and we cannot see her. So where is the 'european union' in that? I have to say that the quicker this charade called 'democracy', with which the rich and powerful dazzle us, is exposed as a money making lie, the better.
by starfish steve July 20, 2008
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69 European Prisoner

A variation of the European Prisoner where the the person with the key in their rectum gives oral pleasure to the handcufee while they fish out the key. See "European Prisoner."
"That was an intense 69 European Prisoner!"
by Ceric September 30, 2005
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European Ropeswing

When someone has ridiculously long pubic hair, and you swing underneath them whilst holding onto their pubes.
"Dude! Jenna TOTALLY let me give her a european ropeswing last night!"

"Man, her pubes were so long that I could have done a european ropeswing!"
by Justaperson16 March 22, 2012
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European Jungle Shark

A ritual where four naked men lock arms and spin around in a circle while peeing/ejaculating on a sole female in the middle.
Yesterday, Jeremy, Joseph, Johnny, and I, European Jungle Sharked all over Stacy.
by All of them... January 3, 2022
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European

Usually a narcissistic and mentally handicapped person who believes that they are better than everyone else. Most Europeans will often resort to violence and downvotes when questioned about their behavior or actions.

Environment: Anywhere on the internet or in Europe
Man 1: "Why is this guy screaming about how America is a 3rd world country?"
Man 2: "Oh, don't mind him, he's European.
by Very angry man who loves donut January 20, 2021
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