National suck dick day

November 7th

November 7th is national suck dick day

by anonymous November 4, 2020

National Grab Dick Day

October 3rd... The perfect day to grab your mans dick without being judged. Do it any time anywhere

Yo Timmy today is national grab dick day... You know what that means!

by Jml02 October 2, 2018

Bad Dick day

Days when your penis appears smaller than it’s normal state.

I’m having a bad dick day might have to cancel my vasectomy!

by Topher1982 February 16, 2023

national be a dick to your girlfriend day

be a complete asshole to your girlfriend, i promise she will love it

bf: i hate you
gf: what why *hangs up*
bf: *texts gf* it’s national be a dick to your girlfriend day

by gracelillian February 27, 2021

Grab dick day

September 11 is grab dick day have some fun and grab some dicks

Oh shit today’s grab dick day let’s go grab some dicks

by Grab dick day September 10, 2019

Grab dick day

April 15 three days after grab ass day

Go grab his dick it’s grab dick day

by On my block April 12, 2019

Best Dick Day

October 31st is best dick day when we celebrate the dick that stole our souls

Did you see who tymira posted for best dick day i didnt know he was hittin like that

by King Wako October 4, 2022