boxing the clown

Jerkin off

What? so you're gonna sit at home boxing the clown all night?

by muthafuckinhol January 11, 2010

clown piece

n- one who is objectified for the amusement of others.

one who is ridiculed or mocked for entertainment purposes.

"Look fool, I ain't your clown piece"

by fillmo January 7, 2018

Ass Clowning

Where drunk concertgoers break into cars in the parking lot and defecate on the driver’s seat.

If you’ve ever been to a No Talent Ass Clowns concert, you’ve probably seen or heard about “ass clowning” where drunk concertgoers break into cars in the parking lot and defecate on the driver’s seat. It is rumored to have started in 1996 at Consumption Auditorium when Nick Ray Tummo first committed the act. “I was drunk and my friends all thought it was funny so I figured why not keeping doing it at shows? It gives me a kind of special spiritual connection to the concert.”

by Lars Gunblade June 14, 2011

clown computing

When you try to cram as many services (or vms) onto a single machine as possible.

We're moving our database, app servers, reporting, message queues, mail servers, and static content to a single machine as part of the Clown Computing initiative.

by ITInformer June 3, 2009

Punching The Clown

The act of masturbation. Commonly known as jerking off...

Since she left i've been punching the clown like twice a day.

by Nick Conte October 4, 2005

penis clown

What Ronald McDonald is better known as.

Hello, it's me, Ronald McDonald better known as the penis clown

by Aaron go bragh April 19, 2008

Clown Stain

N. the residual mark left on your sheets from an individual with an excessive application of make-up, and/or bronzer.

"Dude, I can't come over. I have to do some laundry because your mom left a clown stain on my sheets."

by Berrytone™ January 8, 2010