Loose Butthole

1. Something that puts you in discouraging situations like bad advice from someone or hanging out with a douchebag.

2. Can be used to describe a crappy night/party/event.

3. Term used frequently by the main characters Blake, Adam, and Anders in the comedy central show Workaholics.

1. That tip you gave us was SO loose butthole man!

2. Person 1: Wow dude this night was loose butthole for sure.

Person 2: The loosest.

by Token Hippie November 13, 2011

butthole game

The object is to make the "okey-dokey" symbol with your hand (under the waist) and get another person to look at it. You can get lucky by just holding it sometimes, but sometimes you need to be clever about it.
If the other person looks you can punch them in the arm.

Prima: "Hey dude, I bruised my leg yesterday kicking this random person's ass, look."
(Prima makes sign on knee)
Segunda: "Really? Let me se- FFFUUU-"
(Prima proceeds to punch Segunda in the arm)

And THAT is the point of the butthole game.

by Dr.Anonymous December 23, 2009

butthole

a place to surf, naturally.

I surfed suzie's butthole.

by buzz osbourne April 28, 2003

butthole surfing

When a dog drags itself across the floor so as to wipe its ass, usually with it's forelegs. May be due to a turd stuck in the butt or general discomfort.

My dog licked his butt so much, he had enough hair in his poop to have a turd hanging off when he came inside. I didn't see it untill he started "butthole surfing" across my new rug. I had to chase him outside and wash that rug. Damn dog.

by The Edgehead June 5, 2009

butthead

Only the best and uncombackable insult in the universe

BOY 1: wow your a fucking noob

Boy 2: shut the fuck up butthead!

BOY 1: ...

by JayRay January 11, 2008

buttleak

Someone who excretes juices from their rectum. I.e. A fag excretes sperm. Can also be used to insult someone as a poof, fag, etc.

Piss of ya dirty buttleak.
Just cause you got buttleak.
You're that gay i can smell your buttleak.
Did you just get an enema today or have you got buttleak?
Get a but plug you dirty buttleak

by Banga81 August 24, 2006

Butthole Lynching

When you put Icy Hot on your butthole, and then wrap a belt around your waist and buttcheeks causing your cheeks to be clenched together while your ass burns.

I heard the new kid performed a Butthole Lynching on himself the other day. He has not been able to sit down since.

by J Fucking Z October 28, 2006