by Thepenismonsterofdoom May 12, 2011
by Kiiks May 18, 2015
When you fart while in a hot tub. For some reason, the heat causes the fart to smell worse and have residual ass oil float on the water and permanently stain whatever it touches.
"Man, John let out this sea breeze last night, so now I have to clean our puke and sand the inside of the hot tub."
by Rundvelt April 19, 2020
The phenomenon that when a MIMIC is near, the victim will be flooded with depictions of the sea and a warm summer's breeze. When the waves crash against heated sand and the sun is high, it will blind you as the sound of birds squawking and chirping is the last thing you hear before it gets you, it may kill you itself, or haunt you until you do.
by Thiswasnotthemoon June 19, 2025
by Michael A Hunt November 21, 2016
by Dre Wallen January 12, 2021
A close relative of Poseidon’s Kiss, this is the exhilarating feeling of refreshingly cool, semi-moist air circulating your anushole after flushing the toilet while still sitting upon it.
I was having a fucked-up day until I went to sit down for a grumpy shit and was blessed with Poseidon’s Breeze tantalizing my butthole.
by Nams vs Japs June 14, 2025