Bench by Choice

When a man would rather sit down to pee, rather than pee standing up.

Joe: "I always miss on the toilet seat man."
Bob: "Thats why Im a bench by choice. No mess."

by SeanBreezy209 June 2, 2015

bench

Past Participle: Benched
Gerund: Benching

1. Masturbating.
2. A form of lifting weights while laying down.

A: "Bro, you bench?"
B: "Hell yeah, dude. I did two sets last night and I was so exhausted."
A: "Same, did two and it was wet everywhere afterwards. Had to clean up."
B: "haha, yeah, happens. Let's go grab lunch, I'm kinda hungry."

by wikiPika October 26, 2020

Bench

To be HARD

Also used as a way to decribe an attractive female.

Can be applied to just about anything.

Yo that girl had me bench last night almost jizzed in my pants.

by Benchboy June 8, 2018

benched

1. To be in serious trouble.

2. To be unsightly, unpleasant, or inferior.

"Bro, I just benched that test."

"That pizza was so bench."

by lalaland045 March 4, 2024

stupid bench

A person that is so stupid and Is also some what part bitch. the bitch is the bench. But the bench is your friend. Most of the time, benches play waterpolo and have pretty good grades but are super stupid benches. Amen

Oh Valarie, you’re such a stupid bench.

by stupid bench January 30, 2019

BeNcH

(1)Something you would call a friend who is more than an aquaintance, more than just a friend and more than just a best friend. A true bench
(2) a word to describe a SnAkE 🐍

(1)Person A: Heyyyyy I haven’t seen you in ages
Person B: omg I missed you so much Bench
(2) person A: omg I can’t believe she did that

Person B: ikr what a BEnCh

by A rAiSin January 15, 2019

Bench Knocking

Bench Knocking:noun; The mechanical skill of tapping, hitting or smacking some mechanical or electrical device into working properly.

It is well known amongst the mechanically inclined as a skill and is much more than luck....although it adds to one's cool.

To Bench Knock: To use the skill of Bench Knocking.

Henry Winkler ... Arthur 'Fonzie' Fonzarelli and the means by which he produced working equipement is a perfect example of "Bench Knocking"

To hit something with ones hand or foot and then it operates when before it was unfunctioning is bench knocking.

"I bench knocked that soda machine and it game me my soda that I paid for!", said the exhausted and frustrated teen.

by Black-Ice-Bandit October 8, 2008