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albino nosebleed

when a girl has semen dripping out of her nose after a male ejaculates in her nostrils.
after sex, mary had to get a paper towel to clean up her albino nosebleed.
by skeeton45 May 29, 2013
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Albino Alligators

by LaurenIsAway June 30, 2022
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Albino Kisses

After her Brazilian wax, my wife gets the starfish bleached. That way she can give me some albino kisses.
by EffingIdiot June 10, 2025
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albino nosebleed

An "albino nosebleed" is a sexual act that is achieved from oral sex. To achieve, firmly place both hands on the back of your partners head 10 to 20 seconds before ejaculation. While ejaculating, continue to apply pressure to back of head and do not release partner until completion. Wallah! Your partner should have seman draining from nasal cavity.
"My old lady tried to tell me the other day to not cum in her mouth! I said fuck it and gave that bitch an albino nosebleed!"
by Spock Spacedock February 18, 2010
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albino dildo

Where an albino shits in a condom, puts it in the freezer overnight till it hardens, and then proceeds to use it as a dildo
Damn I tried that Albino Dildo trick last night!
by MessyThings May 4, 2018
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Albino

A albino nigga with scars on his balls from dragging his huge horse cock along the floor all day
the albino nigga was jerking the iraning cockroach
by hooprs mom November 4, 2022
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albino butter tooth

A strapping young rogue who can seduce Indians left right and centre. Some believe he is Jesus' spirit in the body of a well aged pig. If you are to ever come across one take a picture of it and burn the device used to capture the image spread the ash in your garden and you shall create a tree which bears fruit which can grant the consumer godly powers. Albino butter teeth always hang around people who identify as Apache attack helicopters.
"My golly gosh old bean you are quite the albino butter tooth".
by The oracle of maple syrup July 26, 2017
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