Adam

A male who takes on a promiscuous lifestyle to cover up the fact that he might be a homosexual. He also tends to get into the pants of young females attending sporting events.

"Wow look at that jackass over there, I bet his name is Adam"
"Adam is such a manwhore, i hate him"

by Ya motha69(: February 27, 2010

Adam

An idiot who goes out with you for three years and you think you're in love with him. He is the worst boyfriend ever and totally ignores you and stands you up. When you finally realize what a dick he is and break up with him, he gets sad and begs for you back. Also, fat and ugly with dumb-ass friends who will try to get with you once you dump him.

CAUTION- DO NOT DATE THIS TERRIBLE CREATURE!!

Friend- How's your boyfriend, Adam?

You- A dick, as usual. I think I'm gonna dump him.

Friend- OMG! Finally!

by bellalennon October 26, 2010

Adam

The name I use on urban dictionary as my other personality/ persona. My name is adam in the urban dictionary chat. My real name is Vitale and i'm an overweight 26 year old who tricks girls on urban dictionary chat with a fake picture of an abercrombie male model who i wished i was. I'm really on welfare and stalk people. I go by Adam.

Hi, this is Adam. Nice to meet you.

by Mr. Vitale. June 10, 2008

Adam

An ugly and obese person thats poor and ugly

omg that guys totally an adam

by lol ur wierd March 27, 2019

Adam

a short guy who cant get any, a short guy who gets rejected or a fake rocker (focker) who is horible at drums

adam is bad a drums he sucks

by dgfsr February 28, 2008

Adam

someone who enjoys a hardy gooch butter sandwich then eats a massive gooch burger

a man who dangles balls into another mans mouth kind of like teabagging but then he stops to tickle him with with his shit crusted gooch hairs

Adam- "im so hungry i could go for a gooch butter sandwich with extra gooch gravy"
Adam 2- sounds amazing im so down ill buy

by hondaman230 November 5, 2009

Adam

a very very smelly person that got greasy hair and baths in a chip pan also melesters adam malesters dogsdogs and sleeps with men also has a ton of sexual desises that were caught off a evil evil person also a person that likes to use the term 'il knife you' with a very serous funny looking face

you are sucha adam young chap hahahhahahahha

by lol'ing December 9, 2008