Jace Alfy

The most annoying peace of shit on the planet that looks like fucking Elsa and talks shit even tho he has a micro penis.

Jace Alfy sucks mega cock.

by Jace’s micro peen July 3, 2019

alfie eats pc

A name given to a person who is called Alfie who eats pcs

Alfie eats pc what a loser bro

by Woo yuy peel November 6, 2021

Alfie

A man who runs on packet.
He is obsessed with it and will look in your toaster, fridge and behind the fridge for it.
He is a bad chavvey

Have you seen alfie? he just ripped out all his hair cos he ran out of packet!!!!
He is a bad Chavvey!!

by LocalGeary January 5, 2022

alfie

someone i loved who didn’t even like me at all but still talked to me everyday

person: don’t be such an alfie

by Kacy bird July 8, 2022

alfie lemm

Sexy mother fucker

Omg you know Alfie Lemm he’s so cute

by Faxxxxxxxxxxcccmmskssjsj April 13, 2021

Alfie

Just kinda salty and clearly knows that he fucked up but wont just go a bitch somewhere else and resorts to childish disses on his insta story... upset that I told him plain and simple how he is a piece of shit and has no future.

Alfie... man that guy is a home wrecker, it's funny tho cause hes still salty about becoming hated by a group

by Idk.wtf.to.put.here November 20, 2019

Alfie lord

An absolute unit who is more commonly known as the uk’s top shagger .

Alfie lord is such a beast

by The beast 174 November 22, 2021