the penis song

a monty python song sung by somebody (but NOT eric idle) which describes how nice it is to have a penis.

"isn't it awfully nice to have a penis? isn't it just divine to have a dong?..."

by ColdFusion July 12, 2003

thong song

a song sung about a certain article of clothing in which a long string of clothe runs directly between the cheeks of one's butt butt butt and is VERY scandalous

"i think i'll sing it again she bang she bop bop, THONG SONG"

by malllllllllll June 23, 2006

Song Bird

A song bird is an entirely white bird known for its disctinct voice, "singing," during the breeding season. A song bird is different than any other bird because it is the females who looked for their mates and sing the tunes that make the males fly for miles to mate. For the urbanites, A song bird is any hot chick whose slightest whisper can make guys go berserk to get a glimpse of her.

Dude 1: Dude! She's laughing.
Dude 2: Who?
Dude 1: The girl next door
Dude 2: WTF! You can hear her from here?
Dude 1: She's a song bird

by BookOfAnarchy August 11, 2011

the penis song

THE KICK-ASS-EST SONG!!...song by Cameron Diaz, Christina Applegate, and Selma Blair in The Sweetest Thing...

Lyrics:

You're too big to fit in here
too big to fit in here
too big to fit in here

What a lovely ride
Your penis is a thrill
Your penis is a Cadillac
A giant Coupe de Ville
Your penis packs a wallop
Your penis brings a load
And when it makes a delivery
It needs its own zip code
Nine - double zero - penis

You're too big to fit in here
too big to fit in here
too big to fit in here

Your penis is so strong
Your penis is so smooth
Your penis has got a rhythm
Your penis makes me groove
Your penis is a dream
The biggest one I've seen
It's oozy and it's green
(spoken) Ewww
(spoken) Sorry

You're too big to fit in here
too big to fit in here
too big to fit in here

You're too big to fit in here
too big to fit in here
too big to fit in here


Your penis is so big
Your penis is so thick
Your penis is so pretty
You've got a handsome dick
Your penis is so hard
Your penis is so large
My body is a movie
And your penis is the star
"Staring your penis"

You're too big to fit in here
too big to fit in here
too big to fit in here

You're too big to fit in here
too big to fit in here
too big to fit in here

THE PENIS SONG is the best song EVER!

by <3 Emi <3 October 16, 2005

song rater

Someone who consistently rates all the songs he/she's listening to in itunes, winamp, or any other device that will let you rate songs. As a result, a music rater often has amazing playlists.

- I was chilling with my boyfriend, listening to some music, and suddenly he got up, saying he had to give that Britney Spears' song 5 stars.
- He is such a song rater!
- Yeah, and with very bad taste. I had to dump him.

by Lenene October 16, 2008

Bagel Song

You don't need to define the bagel Song, because the bagel Song defines itself.

The fuckin' bagel Song

by WTFC's? October 16, 2008

the reefer song

a song by mindless drug hoover. quite hilarious.

'It's a reefer do you want some policeman,
it's a reefer do you want a blast?
It's a reefer do you want some policeman,
Or would you prefer me to shove it up your ass?'

The song - 'The Reefer Song'

by Richard Hell August 25, 2006