Someone who gets so drunk (usually at a dive bar) that it is apparent to everyone that they should call a professional to get them home.
Typically these are 40-60 year old men that wear depends and occasionally fall asleep mid sentence.
Typically these are 40-60 year old men that wear depends and occasionally fall asleep mid sentence.
Bar Patron #1: This old fucker at South River Bar was so wasted he fell asleep while hitting on some fat road whore.
Bar Patron #2: Shit that asshole is Taxi Cab Drunk, hope he has his diapers on!
Bar Patron #2: Shit that asshole is Taxi Cab Drunk, hope he has his diapers on!
by Impaler August 27, 2013
Get the Taxi Cab Drunkmug. Imagine hailing a CAB ride in the big apple and that bitch was the Cash Cab. Would you be excited to play for money or pissed those damn bells and sirens scared the shit of you on TV?
My CAB driver was driving so crazily not even Jesus, himself, could have known what to do had he taken hold of the wheel in that moment.
My CAB driver was driving so crazily not even Jesus, himself, could have known what to do had he taken hold of the wheel in that moment.
by ComeNSeeMe4Once March 31, 2021
Get the CABmug. A drinking game usually played the morning after a party consisting of at least four players. Similar to the card game Asshole or Janitor, except the loser must drink one serving of alcohol; One Beer, Shot, or serving of wine.
If the person who lost last round loses again and HAS not finished his drink from that round, he must finish it and chug his new drink.
If the person who lost last round loses again and HAS not finished his drink from that round, he must finish it and chug his new drink.
Wow that pre drink at Sarah's was awesome, but Pound Van Cab is what it's all about.
Adam was such a wuss all morning, he didn't play one round of Pound Van Cab after the party.
Luka got so messed after Pound Van Cab this morning, I wonder if he can go hard tonight.
- Nah, Maddog's got his shit down pat.
Adam was such a wuss all morning, he didn't play one round of Pound Van Cab after the party.
Luka got so messed after Pound Van Cab this morning, I wonder if he can go hard tonight.
- Nah, Maddog's got his shit down pat.
by kovila13 February 19, 2012
Get the Pound Van Cabmug. The act of masturbation (or gooning) while some one else is present with risk of them seeing you. There is a good ending which is them joining in and a bad ending which is them being disgusted, disappointed, or simply having feelings of udder hatred
by neuroparasytic March 30, 2025
Get the Cabbingmug. by Skidaddle Skidoodle June 25, 2019
Get the TAXI CABmug. Acronym for Cocky Arrogant Bastards; a club for the best. A member within this club may also be referred to as a CAB as well. The prerequesites are strongly based upon overall appearance, class, family heritage, family wealth, current occupation, and most importantly, a snooty I'm-better-than-you attitude. In order to join this club you must initially contact and interview with the founding member and must be approved by every single current member as well thereafter; an example of how like-minded each member is ideally supposed to be. The founding member, however, has authority to veto or exile any applicant or member at any time if violations are severe enough.
"The man's a fuckin stud....he's probably a CAB."
stud, best, cocky, arrogant, club, talent, skill, athletic
stud, best, cocky, arrogant, club, talent, skill, athletic
by CAB Founder October 17, 2011
Get the CABmug. Hey you want to take a Tiffin Service Cab later?
Nah brah they suck balls and take a hr or 2 to pick you up. We should use trEats they are alot better
Nah brah they suck balls and take a hr or 2 to pick you up. We should use trEats they are alot better
by Tiffinohio89 January 1, 2020
Get the Tiffin Service Cabmug.