Political punch

When a liberal does something stupid that makes someone want to choke a liberal.

Joe Biden " let's raise taxes 45% to help local strip clubs" conservative says" That's a stupid idea!, I'm going to give you a political punch in the throat"!!

by Honky donkey22 November 24, 2021

3 Hole Punch

It’s that game where I chose which 3 holes I'm going to punch you in; you guess which hole I'm going to punch you in 1st!

I work hard, and play hard; real hard. Let’s play 3 Hole Punch!

by Fionna Schwab May 17, 2023

Long range hole punch

A gun. Usually used when mentioning guns directly is non-desirable, e.g. when in the presence of potential government agents online.

I built a long range hole punch in my garage the other day.

by wonkire March 5, 2023

Cunt Punch

When A Squirter Queef's.

I just had a Cunt Punch. It was very wet.

by DJ.JAM-EZ March 13, 2023

punched

a guy or girl who is really ugly

Guy 1: That girl over there likes you.
Guy 2: *Sees* Oh, hell no she's punched.

by kmerk March 18, 2023

National Punch Tall People In the Balls Day

On March 21 you can punch anyone over 5'8 in the balls. As much as you want. Do it.

Man I'm dreading National Punch Tall People In the Balls Day! My balls have not recovered since the last one!

by skdilde March 28, 2023

Punching that Josh

To take a massive hit of a blunt

“damn that’s half the blunt, you was PUNCHING THAT JOSH”

by Fukin Normie June 2, 2024