David

David is someone who belongs to a girl named Selma becouse they are both hot and funny// i love you David🤪🤪🤪

Girl: Hi daviiddd
David: Back off I have a girlfriend

by davidsgfbackoff December 31, 2021

David Marin

Don't do anything weird or he will be disappointed in you

You see what you did. You disappointed david marin

by Pig_benis1 September 14, 2022

BloodLust David(Lore)

A man who is committed to touching any and everybody possible when in his final form. He believes in getting satisfaction even when he doesn't want to. His main target is Sebastian. He hasn't slept for centuries, and his worst enemy is Faraz. "Faraz" (Demon form) has always tried to one up BloodLust David by continuing to touch more people than him. They have touched more people than there are stars. God himself has almost seen his demise from these two. When they aren't enemy's the universe will collapse, and everyone will be doomed ass they will form into one fully untied entity, and becoming the " Thoragorus". The "Thoragorus" can touch any being with its mind and holds the upmost power beyond our comprehension. If this were to happen, the world as we know, will forever be no more......

BloodLust David(Lore)- bloodlust David is someone who touches

BloodLust David is on his way to touch you......

You:(*screaming) NOOOOOOOO......You've been touched

by BigTallyWacker December 12, 2023

David Loch

A rather large man who gets very exited at the thought of deficating in urinals. Preferable school urinals

I’m david loch and I approve this message

by Matthew Ahern October 16, 2020

ben samuel david wilson

Typically a white that belives in ghost and his parents are a ghostbuster

ben Samuel David Wilson is on the job

by KoolKidKlubForPenguins December 5, 2019

David

David is very strong. It violated so many physics laws that it was the main evidence for a simulated universe (until Mr. Graneto proved the theory wrong). He once arm-wrestled Zeus with his pinky and only lost because he felt bad for Zeus.

Did you hear David’s planning on arm-wrestling John Winn? It’ll be one for the history books.

by eBucks May 31, 2024

David

David’s are the weird ass friends. Always saying some out of pocket shit and loves gay jokes. They watch a plentiful of loli porn and make a bit too much children jokes yet still say they aren’t a pedophile. They have a nice body but the face of a wonderful stallion. However they are a good friend and usually the best to hangover with. They never have good relations with people named “Josh”

Person 1: Yo David is for real a pedophile

Person 2: On god

by Crunchwrap June 16, 2022