Texas phone call massacre

Texas phone call massacre:
When a grown man jacks off with a kids sock, and then cums all over laundry in a hotel laundry room; while trying to make a call sticking the phone up his ass while the cops are on the way. (A.K.A.) —no way out.

Ran into a spunion and his occupation was kissing ass, didn’t believe him. So I found out myself next to an elavator. He was commiting a texas phone call massacre.

by BTK ALL DAY August 29, 2018

Cuck Call

When a guy gets a call from his girlfriend while she is engaging in a sexual act with another man.

*Ring

Boyfriend: "Hey, whatsup babe?"

Girlfriend: "Gluck, Gluck, Gluck..."

Boyfriend: "Oh, shoot I just got Cuck Called."

by btcterms March 29, 2023

Bachlut Thieves Call Graffiti Writers

Bachlut Thieves Call Graffiti Writers

Bachlut Thieves Call Graffiti Writers

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim May 1, 2025

West Virginia mating call

When you shake a bottle of OxyContin/oxycodone in a strip club or at a party to find some “company”

I went into “the wet beaver” shook my West Virginia mating call just once and them bitches heads started popping up like prairie dogs

by ODie419 August 10, 2022

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim May 1, 2025

Calling Lukish

Calling Lukish is a phrase that refers to someone who’s is almost impossible to reach. Named after the Dire Straits song “Calling Elvis.” Calling Lukish is someone who likes to cause trouble and confusion to others, while surprising them at every turn. Calling Lukish also likes to pull his own set of latest tricks, most of the time unexpected. A fan of Irish beer and wine coolers, Calling Lukish is pictured in a Red Cadillac DTS going 104 in a 35 mph zone, commonly confused as a homosexual.

Did you see that guy running through the streets naked? Must have been a calling Lukish!

by Foolish one December 2, 2021

You can’t put a hat on a mouse and call it Abraham Lincoln.

A saying used when you’re trying to disguise one thing as another, and it’s blatantly incomparable.

Bob: I bought the same suit as Brad Pitt so I can look like him!
Tom: Bob, you can’t put a hat on a mouse and call it Abraham Lincoln.

by Beigepuppy01 June 14, 2025