titties spotted off the port baw

Fuckin titties bigger than any floatation device known to man kind therefore it’s referred to as titties spotted off the port baw.

Captain: All hands on deck titties spotted off the port baw!
Me: Damn that bitch is a grenade with big tits and daddy issues!

by YungTBagger January 13, 2023

Titty-score

When you're getting off with someone in a night club, and only a night club, and get the opportunity to cop a cheeky titty squeeze.

I was getting with an absolute munter last night, bit I managed to titty-score

by The real fake Samwell Tarly July 10, 2018

Titty Twister

The act of pinching someone in the nipples, and in a twsting action, get them aroused or to feel pain and humiliated

a girl gave me a titty twister, and now now it's hard and throbbing

by SCrusher1988 June 22, 2017

Yo moms titties

Crack Cocaine

Sernando was smokin Yo moms titties.

by Sernando January 28, 2021

ashy titties

when you a sister shagger called spencer and you suck your clapped birds ashy (slightly brown tinted) boobs.

i’m spencer and i’m a beta male and suck ashy titties

by jokester123£& January 5, 2022

National soapy titty pic day

On may 20th any girl of your choice has to send 3 soapy tittie pics

May I get 3 soapy titty pics from you my love

Ayo it's may 20th National soapy titty pic day
send me a soapy tittie pic

by Xylvan May 20, 2024

Titty-to-pretty ratio

Titty-to-pretty ratio (TPR) is a subjective measure of a female's overall physical attractiveness, weighted positively by the mass of titties. It is determined by the ratio of sweatermeat relative to facial attractiveness. A TPR of 10:10 is a perfect female, whereas a 0:10 is a perfect flat-chested female and a 10:0 is a ridiculously endowed butter face. A TPR threshold is a ratio of personal preference below which titty cannot exceed pretty for the purposes of copulation.

I'm temporarily lowering my Titty-to-pretty ratio threshold to 5-5 because we're in Iceland and here a 10 is a 5.

by negutits June 24, 2014