going off on one

Idiom (UK), see go off on one. To launch into a rant or lengthy discussion about some pet subject.

Might be derived from "going off on a tangent", but has more of a connotation of annoyance.

Sorry for going off on one, but I really feel strongly about this.

by Cedders February 27, 2011

One Direction fandom

the most powerful fandom in the world that can do literally ANYTHING. they're better than the FBI. the funniest, coolest, most amazing fandom but will destroy you if you say anything bad about one direction.

the One Direction Fandom is the best.

by harryscoucounut April 17, 2021

air force ones

A shoe mostly worn by people who listen to hip hop or is urban. Nelly rapped a song about them in his song with his Lunatics in "Air Force Ones". They come in many colors, and costs about 100 dollars.

Air force ones is a shoe. This isn't really an example but OH WELL.

by m e July 18, 2003

all up ons

The state of flirting with a man, especially one who has used the ab-abber. See Homestar Runner.

"The ladies will be all up ons."

by KaiserMonkey August 22, 2003

Which One's Pink?

Reference in Pink Floyd's "Have a Cigar" to the early days when they first started out; supposedly a record exec. asked them "Which one of you is Pink?"--and of course none of the members are named Pink.

by Anonymous October 29, 2003

pinch one off

v. having a bowel movement, the act of pinching off a turd

After chugging his cup of morning coffee, Teddy had to pinch one off.

by Money Mark August 22, 2006

One Eyed Blender

1. (v) When a man does a backflip off the back of a boat and his crotch is shredded as he comes down onto the propeller.

1. (v) when a mans penis and or nutsack is shredded by a boat propeller.

Jimmy's going to have to get a wooden pirate cock after that one eyed blender he gave himself

by Speedo_spink August 14, 2006