by MasterBread May 22, 2022
Get the Jell-o shot mug.Mike Kroon Money Shot refers to when a man who is masturbating unintentionally cums in his own face by accident, such as by sneezing for example, performing a self-inflicted money shot unintentionally. The term originates from episode 121 of the once popular Internet Box Podcast where the titular Mr Kroon divulged his extracurricular misadventures.
I once saw a guy perform the Mike Kroon Money Shot. Boy was his face red, or should I say white. By the way, how do you wash cum out of hair? Asking for a friend.
by JustForThis July 23, 2022
Get the Mike Kroon Money Shot mug.A portrait that has been cropped with the lips and chin remaining and has been tilted to the right at an approximately -30° angle. A take on photos you’d find at beauty centres, except it makes one go wtf.
by Jeffrey Brown June 4, 2021
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by captainstagneti December 28, 2010
Get the Morning After Shot mug.When Smoking Weed, One Person Takes A Drag, Holds It In, And Kisses Someone Exhaling, While The Person Receiving Is Inhaling.
by xwatevx35 May 16, 2010
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by BaderValsan October 13, 2019
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