Thanos Person

The Thanos Person is the silly, quirky friend. The Thanos Person doesn't care about the bad stuff happening in the world, they focus ONLY on the positive, and HATE hearing negative stuff. The Thanos Person is funny and has a good sense of humour, and knows things others don't know. The Thanos Person takes 5-7 months to fully forgive you, but 1-3 years if it was a BIG SIN. The Thanos Person sees the world differently from others. They have a different perspective. They are also very friendly and make friends easily, but are sometimes very impatient.
by Candy_Charlie January 13, 2025
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Boat person

A demographic of the British public who can often be found under bridges or near the river, most likely consuming several tins of Carling or another equally boaty beverage. See Freya Moore for reference.
Ah mate did you see that guy nick all those North Face jackets - definitely a boat person

Oi look at that geezer, he’s proper boaty
by chwebb August 22, 2020
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Universal Personal AI

Universal Personal AI (UPA, noun): An AI system that dynamically learns and adapts to the preferences, interests, and needs of each individual user, providing personalized assistance and experiences across a wide range of applications.
With her Universal Personal AI, Sarah enjoyed tailored recommendations, seamless assistance, and personalized interactions across all aspects of her daily life, making her days more efficient and enjoyable
by Phieyl March 24, 2023
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Orthodox White Person

The kind of White person that is described by CRT and/or has the behavioral patterns of a White Anglo Saxon Protestant.
The alt right is filled with a ton of Orthodox White People.

My friend thought he was being coy by playing devils advocate but really he was being an annoying Orthodox White Person.
by TheloniousAnkh69 June 3, 2022
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The Next Person

You could have but that's not actually what you're doing, is it?
Hym "Instead you're using it to recruit shills. They are necessarily the weakest people with the least integrity. You scoop yourself up a shill. The next person dies. Scoop up another shill. The next person stabbed up some people. 10 people die. Scoop up a shill. Bang bang bang. 12 people die. You scoop up another shill. You got a bucket of shills but every time you're reminded what you're doing you cry like a bitch. It's like you're trying to stop a flood but cupping your hands and sticking your arms out."
by Hym Iam December 16, 2024
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Cutest person alive

A girl by the name of Kaili Bayless is the cutest person alive, her eyes are honey brown and just attract any soul that stares at her. If you're caught looking at a Kaili Bayless, she's the cutest person alive. Her smile is super contagious, so watch out, her little nose is so boop-able and sometimes that's all you wanna do.
--> OMG did you see Kaili walk by, she's literally the Cutest person alive.

--> Whoever's talking to Kaili must be lucky because she's the Cutest person alive.
by Maui_ohana September 26, 2020
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First Person porn

If you wanna be like the pros come over to the first person porn companys
by ANONYMOUS PARTS UNKNOWN February 26, 2024
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