egg shaped cock

Per several news reports, this was the shape of Jeffrey Epstein’s penis. Yes, it was an egg shaped cock. So fucking gross.
Do not put that egg shaped cock anywhere near me you absolute motherfucker!
by Purplenado March 08, 2023
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Egg artillery

A bunch of kids hired by another bunch of kids to throw eggs at at another kids house.

They usually have masks to conceal theia identity and use bikes for transportation.

These kids are often hired by school friend circle and school gangs to egg someone they don't like.
"you dude that kids house just got bombarded with eggs"

"yeah someone must have hired the egg artillery"
by Richterburg September 25, 2022
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