Getting Eggs

When a man isn't simp enough to get a successful date, so he buys eggs instead.
Getting rejected, stood up

Kevinn had a date with Jonathan, but he's getting eggs, instead

You:"The streamer didn't like my love letter, I got eggs"
Danny De Vito:"Here's one!"

by KappaGee February 15, 2020

Scrambled eggs

Redneck abortion but easier.

Tom: You see that guy over there with the big ass dent in the top of his head?
Susan B. Ballin: Yeah, He looks like his mom tried to turn him into Scrambled Eggs

by He really said glass of juice July 17, 2024

egg goo

Egg Goo, is the white of the egg, when it’s not fully cooked , it may resemble sperm.

Egg Goo is ejected sperm that strings from the eye of the penis.

He came , then when he wiped his dick, All this Egg Goo , was hanging off it .like spit !

by Debyumyum February 1, 2023

private egg

An egg that is made solely for a dog or other pet while one is preparing a meal. Must be made on its own and entirely apart from items prepared for others, or it is not a true private egg. E.g., leftover scrambled eggs do not qualify as a “private egg”.

Ex 1: Babe, could you bring me Eames’ bowl? I made her a private egg.

Ex 2: He’s been such a good boy so I made him his very own private egg this morning.

by g4ry_bus3y August 26, 2023

bad egg

Someone who is a spy and is very spy.

"MrC0_ is a bad egg" -Holly XO

by Major Thot Patrol March 14, 2019

Egg

A egg is a good. It also has a different name, and that name is Taylor Beamish

So I’m discussing what a egg is. A egg has more than one name suck as Taylor beamish. Eggs can be used to make scrambled eggs, fried egg, and poached egg

by Taylor Beamish December 10, 2019

Mr Egg

a wonderful among us bean in the seiries GameToons, which is a shitty animation and storytelling company that likes money. mr egg is an amazing, british, pink/orange/maroon, cute among us character in among us logic. a seires that wasnt shit.

human 1: my favorite character in aul is mr egg!
human 2: didnt he replace mr cheese?
human 1: the gentleman replaced mr cheese dumbass

by yeetydagamerr July 16, 2022