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johnny can

A dumbass nigger, who calls a Jerry can a “Johnny can”
Aye bro, I was fucking some midget broad, and her car ran out of gas. Had to buy shorty a Johnny can!
by anonymous December 12, 2023
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how many apples can fit in an empty basket?

one! after that, it's not empty anymore
Guy 1 on stage: How many apples can fit in an empty basket?
Audience: I don't know
Guy 1: One! After that, it's not empty anymore!
Audience: *Bursts out laughing*
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Beer Can Mike

Offical traed mrkl of DOGECAN HELL YAeh.! Beer can Mike is a hermit. Berr can Miek eats cox n bolz. Mike's beer can is about as big as a beer can. Beercan Mike recycles. Good for him. #belikemike
Person 1: "Well I was headed over to beer can Mike and Cody's today."
Person 2: "Does he was some of my beer cans?"
Person 1: "Probably."
by Beer Can Mike August 15, 2021
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Can This Marriage Be Saved?

Knowing when to end a long-term relationship starts with knowing why things aren't working.
In this "Can This Marriage Be Saved?" article, she says he flirts too much, and he says she's overly jealous.
by SPrice1980 April 22, 2023
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I can see when im not wanted

When someone does not feel appriciated in a friend group so leaves, this often occurs in xbox party's
"I can see when im not wanted"
*leaves party*
by WildWillez December 13, 2020
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Can of soup

We all have our can of soup about polotics
by Plasticpanda June 6, 2013
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we can go gyatt for gyatt

we can go gyatt for gyatt

fuck that we can go rizz for rizz
by coneyisagoobir July 16, 2024
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