A ping pong boy ( table tennis, if you’re trying to impress him). He starts his days with mushroom coffee, Wim Hof breathing, and cold showers. Crazy, you may ask? Sam typically has severe ADHD and cannot stop speaking. Most Sam’s are below 5’8 and have very fat lips used for eating large amounts of food however, this may result in explosive diarrhea up to 10 times a day. Although his sexuality is unclear he is very funny.
by Juliaeosepau August 16, 2022

Sommeray: Look at sams gayass punjab!!! EWW
Sam: Shut up I only like James Charles! Because I'm gay for him!!!
Also Sam: ohh!! yeah daddy my name is sam i like to suck a lot of gay dick ohh yeah fuck me harder
Sam: Shut up I only like James Charles! Because I'm gay for him!!!
Also Sam: ohh!! yeah daddy my name is sam i like to suck a lot of gay dick ohh yeah fuck me harder
by sams gay dad November 20, 2019

by anonymous December 31, 2021

An unfortunate soul who is hopeless in his social life. Resembling a demented rooster with rocks for eyes, sam is truly a unique person/animal. Beware.
by 9692907 April 23, 2022
