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Mai Ham

Mai Ham is a very intelligent, talented, athletic, glamours, & positive person! Mai Ham likes to play around & that’s what makes Mai Ham Mai Ham. So if you have a friend like Mai Ham, keep them.
Damn, Mai Ham is so perfect!
by niagtsovtom May 1, 2022
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May 1st

national make ur best friend lose their virginity day
person 1: hey i get to fuck you now
person 2: wait wtf why

person 1: its may 1st! i get to fuck you
by izothecatdidntask\ May 1, 2022
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May 22

It’s may 22 so it’s time for a hug
by Willyblakes May 21, 2024
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May 5th

May 5th is national send-nudes-day.
It was first ratified in the global constitution on May 5th 0002 AD
Oh shit, it's May 5th, gotta send these titty pics rq.
by may5thenjoyer May 5, 2025
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May 18th

Imma go kiss my girlfriend, it's May 18th national kiss your girlfriend day
by Jdhjdjddjdj May 17, 2022
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ello may oh

LMAO but pronounced "ello may oh." Used ironically most of the time. Some might argue it is pronounced as "lah mao," but they are wrong :)
Hey dude, "My dog died."
"ello may oh."
by avscado May 15, 2021
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Phil May

He’s beautiful. You can’t even deny he’s absolutely gorgeous. So visually pleasing you just wanna shit yourself. Why would you be threatened by his proposal to make love to you? You’d like that, I guarantee it. If you try to deny it, you’re so far deep in the closet you’re finding Christmas presents. 119%.

You would convert to the other team for him. You would. He is the most gorgeous thing - you should feel FORTUNATE enough to lay your weary eyes on. Just shut up. Right now. Immediately. After long and careful consideration and hours of thought, your opinion has been deemed INVALID. Phil May is beautiful. PERIOD.

Did I stutter? No. You did not hear me stutter. Phil may is the most insanely pleasurable creature to ever walk the face of the earth. He is the reason my gay best friend is gay. Any straight man who claims to like boobies would lay their eyes on my beautiful Phil once and switch sides faster than a weak minded person switching to veganism after being guilt tripped by Instagram sluts.

Do you ever have gay thoughts? I know you do. And they all involve Phil May. If I hear you utter one last negative thing about Phil May, you will shut up. You just will. I will not tolerate Phil May slander in any public setting. Or private setting for that matter. Fuck you. Just fuck off. Phil May is the most gorgeous mythical thing to ever exist in this universe. You should feel FORTUNATE to have lived in the same time as this wonderful beauty. FORTUNATE. Sex with Phil May. Now.
Whenever I send photos of this mysterious male damsel, you are DROOLING at the mouth. Actual warm saliva formulating within the glans of your mouth, wishing your tongue was down Phil May’s throat. Yes. Yes you. You who insulted my sweet love, Phil. You’re just a closeted Phil-kisser. You want to make out with him. Yeah. Accept the harsh reality. RIGHT NOW.
by titty69muncher August 17, 2024
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