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segals law

Segal's law is an adage that states: A man with a watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never sure.
by zkrcast December 24, 2023
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Law of ares

The law of ares states that when a user has replied to ragebait thrice that shall be considered the sign of victory for the user who has planted such bait, named after the Greek god ares for his chaos and bloodlust, if the first or second reply is longer than 1 sentences see law of surtr
you have no morals your mean
you're*
still doesn't change the fact you're mean you meanie
no u
frick u I'm so hecking mad!!!
I invoke the law of ares for I have won this battle and will be victorious elsewhere
uhm what
by terrydavisdivineintelligence August 21, 2025
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Parkinson's law

Parkinson's law states that "work expands so as to fill the time available for its completion". In the context of time management, this means that if you allocate a week for a task that could realistically be done in a few hours, it will likely take the entire week to complete, leading to inefficiency and procrastination.
I thought I could knock out that report in a couple of hours, but thanks to Parkinson's law, I ended up stretching it over the whole week just because I had the time.
by Emotional Cruiser November 4, 2025
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Paliza (Polizei): The First Martial Law Juveniles Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 341: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 343: Paliza (Polizei): The First Martial Law Juveniles Release.
by Theusurpedmammarygland February 4, 2025
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parent-in-law

Spouse's parent.
parent-in-law.
by Simaduria July 26, 2024
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Bic's Law

Bic's Law states that 1.) No matter how many lighters you buy, there will always be times of abundant lighters, and there will always be times of no lighters.
2.) There will always be a lighter when you are in need
3.) If there are no lighters to be found ask the person on your right again.
Right before we found a lighter We recalled Bic's Law. We had a laugh, forgot about it and then found the lighter on the table.
by JINB May 26, 2018
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co-second-cousin-twice-removed-in-law

Spouse's second-cousin-twice-removed's spouse.
My co-second-cousin-twice-removed-in-law is a good person.
by JAMP12 September 21, 2021
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