Apple

Once i ate an apple and my dicc shrunk to the size of an ant i ate another. And it became the size of a fucking train hide ur girl i rek her puss puss i name it osama bin laden eat apples and get a big red apple dick
-Biggie cheez

Big. Red apple dick

by Biggie cheez August 30, 2017

Apple Grommets

Apple Air Pods. Those ridiculous looking ear buds that look like half Q tips is hanging out of your ear.

Users think they're cool, but to everybody else, you look stupid.
Photos of people wearing these will appear in future comedy's how's documenting embarrassing fashions of the past.

Hey baby! Are those Q Tips or Apple Grommets stuck in your ears?

by Malibu Stacy's New Hat November 24, 2018

Apple pie

When the man covers his penis in whip cream and cinnamon and proceeds to fuck his partner and finishes inside her

Girl: I want kids.

Guy: No

Girl: please

Guy: Fine but if we do this we doing it my way.

Girl: how’s that?

Guy: Apple pie style:)

by Imaketheseinpopeyesparkinglots July 21, 2022

Jamaican apple-pie

Jamaican apple-pie is an apple-pie made using oranges instead of apples. There is no actual connection to Jamaica and many people perceive the dessert as a myth.

Many chefs love it, many chefs hate it.

There is some Jamaican apple-pie in the fridge.

by SyselMeow November 6, 2019

Cry apple

Onion

I cut the cry apple and it irritated me lookers

by Bigworm69 December 17, 2024

early apples

when a girl grows breasts before reaching puberty or the age of consent. or when a girl grows breasts at an early age.

hey, look at that girl; she seems growing early apples.

by mehmood malik October 20, 2007

apple

a fruit that you put your genatalia inside of

i just fucked an apple

by propergeeza123 October 31, 2023