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A Potato

Something that flies around in the room before you came in. Excuse.
Frank Ocean said it was a tornado, not a potato, dummy.
by Anony. Res September 12, 2023
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Dry Potato

An individual with no interesting qualities. Boring, sedentary, or predictable.
My girl’s ex was such a dry potato. All he did was watch the office on repeat.
by Jankey J March 8, 2023
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Baked Potato

Someone with no arms or legs who is stoned
"Claire is an amputee stoner, a baked potato."
by Saiki KK April 15, 2022
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Trish potatoes

A mean nice person. Loves potatoes. Xiao simp. WE LOVE ENZO😍 not really energetic but yeah it's ok
Trish potatoes is good friend sometimes bad. We have our bad times. Trish Is a girl that is not caring at first but can be caring sometimes. It depends on her mood. Out of all she is nice today
by Kuniscara March 23, 2022
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potato

An otherworldly thing. People say its a vegetable but its too slay to be a mere veggie. The best thing to ever exist. The most delicious and the most amazing.
-what did you have for lunch?
-i had a baked potato
-u have been blessed my friend, i could do with a potato but sadly the universe does not favour me like it does you.
by potato1109 February 4, 2025
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Potato

A multi-purpose word that can describe a (1) someones behaviour or (2) a person.

(1) can range from making a simple mistake or having a little brain fart, to doing completely stupid shit that makes you wonder what their actual IQ is.

(2) Used to describe someone who has shown potato behaviour.

Can also be prefixed with “Hard” to describe someone who you think is an absolute moron, idiot, a waste of space, a proper dick or total oxygen thief.
“I had a potato moment, I selected the wrong order!”

“Mustafa potatoed on that feature and got the colours mixed up”

“Brah, you’re being a potato, that’s not the logic we come up with”
“That guy is a Hard Potato! He always has long, loud conversations in the open plan office!”
by GeeOhGeeGeeOh October 12, 2023
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Half Cooked Potato

Is it a potato? Is it a buttery rock? Who Knows? But we all know Chad Higgins half cooked.
Who fucked up this potato? No one likes a half cooked potato. We all know who made it.... Chad.
by MumbleBeesHusband December 13, 2023
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