emo masterbater

Someone so emo they cut themselves while masterbating and use the blood as lube.

Dudes totally an emo masterbater

by svensterama December 3, 2014

Sunshine Emo

Somebody who does not look or act Emo™ but still is involved by either being in a band or listening to that style music. They will often be the standout happy one among their friends.

Patrick Stump from Fall Out Boy would be considered a sunshine emo.

by PoweredByDietCoke July 13, 2018

Emo sex

When you both sad don't know what to do with yourself so he sticks it in your mouth as a team choke and cry .

We had emo sex

by Thispagewasmadeforme September 10, 2020

Emo Sex

Emo sex is when you and another emo whore has pathetic-sad-ass sex, while crying and listening to MCR

Friend: woah why are you guys crying, and also why do you have a boner?
Me: we just had Emo Sex

by CoCk AnD bAlL ToTuRE May 6, 2020

emo me

When you ask a friend to send an email about their problems instead of whining to you in person.

Cierra: OMG! My life is so freakin' hard these days....I just want to go Taco Bell and just JUMP OFF!!!!

Gaby: Please. Why don't you just emo me about this instead, because I don't have time to listen to this, I have to check the latest John Mayer tweet.

by MamaJama79 February 11, 2010

Emo monkey

An emo kid that makes it their responsibility to make everyone around them emo and if you encounter one you should call the government because they are a biohazard

Emo monkey: you are all poppy’s because you’re not emo. Average American: honey, get the shotgun.

by Apc345 December 31, 2022

Emo-ishness

A person that is emo (new stereotypical meaning) or acts emo.

She is wearing black and cuts herself, that is like an emo. (Emo-ishness)

by Christianwls August 21, 2012