titty pickles

a gigachad with breasts so large no spiderman costume can contain them

"have you seen titty pickles titties?"
"you can't miss em"

by titty pickles February 25, 2022

Yo moms titties

Crack Cocaine

Sernando was smokin Yo moms titties.

by Sernando January 28, 2021

ashy titties

when you a sister shagger called spencer and you suck your clapped birds ashy (slightly brown tinted) boobs.

i’m spencer and i’m a beta male and suck ashy titties

by jokester123£& January 5, 2022

Titty-to-pretty ratio

Titty-to-pretty ratio (TPR) is a subjective measure of a female's overall physical attractiveness, weighted positively by the mass of titties. It is determined by the ratio of sweatermeat relative to facial attractiveness. A TPR of 10:10 is a perfect female, whereas a 0:10 is a perfect flat-chested female and a 10:0 is a ridiculously endowed butter face. A TPR threshold is a ratio of personal preference below which titty cannot exceed pretty for the purposes of copulation.

I'm temporarily lowering my Titty-to-pretty ratio threshold to 5-5 because we're in Iceland and here a 10 is a 5.

by negutits June 24, 2014

National soapy titty pic day

On may 20th any girl of your choice has to send 3 soapy tittie pics

May I get 3 soapy titty pics from you my love

Ayo it's may 20th National soapy titty pic day
send me a soapy tittie pic

by Xylvan May 20, 2024

titty slinger

A women's bra.

Hey honey, could ya hand me my titty slinger I gotta get ready for church.

by Mole lady March 29, 2024

FUCKIN TITTY BITCH

An expression of extreme pain. Mentally or physically.

When John stubbed his toe he said “ FUCKIN TITTY BITCH!!!”

When Linda didn’t respond to Joe’s message within a week he thought “ FUCKIN TITTY BITCH MY FEELINGS ARE INJURED!!”

by M4DL4DS February 12, 2021