money deathroll

When a person is completely broke and is only surviving and not living how he would have wanted to live if the money to spend was available.

I know Henry is on a money DeathRoll, he hasn’t been smiling much lately and that’s unusual for someone who laughs at the lamest of things.

by PowerBank224$ November 8, 2022

Mario Money

<noun> Whenever you find cents (just like coins) on the street, in a store, etc. Just like in Super Mario Bros. Basically, it's loose change you pick up from the floor.

I get paid tomorrow, but I did pick up $2.47 in Mario Money today.

by Chronophile March 9, 2016

Butthole money sex

The action ordering three Big Macs and a six piece chicky nuggy and Varaciously stuffing it into your sphincter

Yo bro I’m about to do some good butthole money sex later wanna join

by Thatguy638 July 12, 2022

Shaving money

Admission of being another gullible marketing statistic of Gillette with no intention of changing.

From when you received the mac3 razor for free in the mail upon turning 18, going on to spend ass-loads on razors for the rest of your life.

"Honey please, were on a budget, can you please not pay $15 for 3 razor blades this time?"

"what the hell is a matter with you, I got the razor for free, I'm shaving money"

by Clean breaker April 23, 2009

Wifi Money Ghost

A young person typically between the ages of 18-22 who amassed a large amount of wealth through the internet anonymously in a very quick fashion. Wifi money ghosts report feeling empty inside and extreme loneliness due to not being able to relate to their peers and not being able to go through the typical human cycle of struggle. This, combined with the fact that they have no real adult responsibilities or things to worry about drives them to near insanity. The nature of money and human greed leads them to not be able to talk to anyone about their true struggles. All of these factors combined sends them into an extreme negative spiral. It is the exact task of the wifi money ghost to escape this extreme negative spiral, thus restoring the karmic balances and proving to God he is worthy. For this negative spiral was his struggle.

Wait you made 7 figures off of crypto?
Yea
Dude you're only 18 wtf I'd kill to be in your position

Idk, I always feel empty inside, I also have zero friends. Just don't know what to do with my life
Bro you're a wifi money ghost

by 0xRage September 26, 2023

Do Hard Money

Do Hard Money is a loan and private money lender that provides short-term funding for real estate investors.

Real Estate Investor 1: I'm looking into flipping a home but don't have enough money to do it.

Real Estate Investor 2: Hey man have you heard of Do Hard Money?

Real Estate Investor 1: No, I haven't.

Real Estate Investor 2: So, they can hook you up with a hard money loan if you really want to flip this house.

by Gary Vee May 13, 2019

Money ups

An urban version of pitching pennies. Two or more people can play. They all throw coins to a wall (usually a penny or copper) and the person whos coin landed closest to the wall wins. The game you used to lose your school money over or upgrade to the chicken fillet burger.

"Yo Murt you tryna play money ups"
"Shut up Tiff you're just gonna lose you're money again"
"No im not ive been practicing"
"Yeah come, you're gonna get smoked though, let's do 1 pound"
"Say no more"

by Mushutheanimal June 27, 2023