An awesome 2021 movie where a group of time travellers arrive from the year 2051 to deliver an urgent message: thirty years in the future, mankind is losing a global war against a deadly alien species.
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TheBlueBonnie is his cousin, and after he betrayed Pankake, he was banished to the outland. But one day, Bonnie returned, with a gang of boonanas at his command. Pankake was furious, he started a clan and built a fortress in the middle of the desert where “The Banana Syrup War” still rages on to this day.
TheBlueBonnie is his cousin, and after he betrayed Pankake, he was banished to the outland. But one day, Bonnie returned, with a gang of boonanas at his command. Pankake was furious, he started a clan and built a fortress in the middle of the desert where “The Banana Syrup War” still rages on to this day.
The Banana Syrup War is a war being fought by TheDumbPankake, the leader of PankakesThings, and TheBlueBonnie, the leader of The Boonana Gang.
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Josh: Holy fuck dude did you hear about Simon and Wyatt's crab war?
Drake: Yeah Wyatt's penis fell off!
Drake: Yeah Wyatt's penis fell off!
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