Potato

Life

the

only

reason

to

exist
And

Is
Best
Thing
To
Grace
The
Earth

Potato is life potato is all

by Wagstaff Don't Starve April 23, 2022

two potato

two dicks

"i want two potato"

"one potato, two potato, three potato, four.
five potato, six potato, seven potato, more!"

by twopot8o September 12, 2016

poser potato

a couch potato whom is so desperate for attention that they engulf themselves into the hobbies of those they manipulate into introducing themselves to, whom when the truth of behaviors and habits of themselves finally breach the surface of the lie the craft to ingratiate themselves into the lives of others, reverts back to the aggressive "couch potato" to troll on facebook until they find another unfortunate soul to prey upon.

princess poser potato over there rage quit and has returned to aggro-sulk in her native habitat, the couch. careful not to get too close toghe remote, she gets violent.

by Cthulhu Rex February 1, 2023

potato wanker

jye

"hey jye was jerking off to a potato earlier," said brad.
"yeah, he is a potato wanker"

by Jye the sex addict April 5, 2022

Dangerous Potato

A dangerous potato is something that lives in some people's stomach, but don't worry too much cause it's usually found in animal's stomachs.

Hey mom. I saw a dangerous potato when I was eating that fish.

by You_are_beautiful June 1, 2021

Potato farts

A potato fart is a wet and smelly fart that leaks out of your anus and it could actually be quite painful and it’s called a potato fart cause it smells like a really rotten potato. It leaks out of you big sexy anus and is followed by lots of shit.

I love potato farts

by I eat dirt May 9, 2022

baked potato cat

1. A picture of a cat with butter on it, sitting in tin foil.

Person #1 was looking at a baked potato cat on his phone.

by a l d u i n October 19, 2018