Ghost shit

(v) the act of taking a shit, wiping, and having nothing on the toilet paper

"dude something weird happened to me yesterday"

"what?"

"I took a huge shit but when I wiped there was nothing on the paper!"

"Oh then you must've taken a ghost shit"

by Mr. DookeyHead May 22, 2016

ghosting

ghosting

He is ghosting me.

by anonymous April 8, 2022

Holy ghosting

When you meet someone at church and decide you no longer want to be friends, so you stop showing up at church.

I'm holy ghosting her because she was crazy. Hail satan!

by Savannahghost November 7, 2018

bunghole ghost

A fart that sounds like a moan.

"Wow, Dad, that was an awful bunghole ghost!"

by SquirrelMom August 16, 2023

Snow Ghost

A person or persons who've lost their ability to cope with the world without cocaine.

Usually pale in the face and shakey, often inhaling deeply through the nose.

Did you see the debate? Trump was acting like a total snow ghost.

by Kronos Incarnate. November 16, 2016

Ghost wedgie

When it feels like you have a wedgie but do not.

Omg i got a ghost wedgie and its so annoying, im not even wearing underwear.

by AmlyknoOtha April 8, 2021

1928 Ghost Yells

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: 1928 Ghost Yells.

by TheGravelOfASoler January 22, 2025