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red squirrel

(1) The Eurasian Red Squirrel - a generally benign species of tree squirrel common in Eurasia. Due to the introduction of the Eastern Grey Squirrel from North America, its numbers have been in a sharp decline throughout the British Isles, however, contrary to Anglo-centric assumptions, its population is still strong throughout the rest of Eurasia and its conservation status is "Least Concern", meaning that it is not remotely threatened.

(2) The American Red Squirrel - a species of tree squirrel common throughout the coniferous forests of North America. These little assholes have a tendency of nesting in human-build structures, causing significant damage to them in the process. Like their Eurasian counterparts, these destructive little rodents have a conservation status of "Least Concern".

(3) A natural redhead, whose carpet matches her drapes.
Person 1: The red squirrel is almost extinct!

Person 2: So why does it have a conservation status of least concern and live in strong numbers everywhere from Portugal to Japan?
by trex1985 January 21, 2011
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Red Machine

"Rae, the red machine came today."
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red gems

When a certain member of the Hellfire Klub, The Scryers Realm, bangs a chick in the poop chute, and then says, "Heya B!"

After the chick in question defecates, the resulting fecal matter will be covered in her blood, thus deeming it 'Red Gems'.
Batfish laughed after banging the chick in the rear, as she crapped out red gems.
by Robbie the Rabble Rouser February 8, 2008
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Red Hill

The smallest and most boring town in the whole world. Despite being in Pennsylvania, everyone tries to be southern trash. Everyone is homophobic and racist. Someone drives around in a pickup truck with a Confederate flag. All the teens work at Redner's and the only 'cool' place to hang out is behind Turkey Hill. High schoolers go behind it to smoke weed because being high is the only way to not be miserable in this shitty town.
My whole family just died but I gotta look on the bright side. I don't live in Red Hill.
by Brohemian Rhapsody October 10, 2016
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getting red

When a girl is going in her period
Cindy, I think I'm getting red, so forgive me if I'm rude.
by Swedish fish 76544 January 25, 2018
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Red Smile

See Hot Lunch. Usually done to a group of close friends after playing game of thrones
I'll give him a red smile
by E Jack U Late October 17, 2013
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Willis-Red

A person who is not to be trifled with. Willis, spelled W-I-L-L-I-S, can be translated into the words Alice 2.2, reighncheph and mimsy, although none of these words effect or determine the existence of a Willis-Red. Willis-Red, hereby refereed to as Willis, is one who studies and worships the effects of bishism. He is extremely wise, and is always ready to give advice as long as questions have three q's in the first word and have seven commas in the overall question. His favorite animals are the seal and the polar bear, although he hates all arctic creatures. He once found the meaning of life, but forgot to write it down. There is no man, woman, child or aardvark that is greater or more clever then Willis. Willis's name will appear everywhere, but if you look for him, he will not be found.
Wow. My friend just won a million dollars in a breathing contest, what a Willis-Red.
by Willis-Red March 7, 2012
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