horny all the time where is tobys name but only for cookies

Toby is always horny, he needs to stop, you cant fuck a goddamn cookie, you stupid fuck. Vampire cookie's energy doesn't mean you can have intercourse with said delicacy.

Me: *being normal*
Toby: HOLY SHIT I WANNA FUCK A COOKIE
Me: WTF
Toby: WHAT KIND OF ENERGY DOES DOG COOKIE GIVE OFF, OMG RIGHT I WANNA FUCK IT.
Me: *searches up "horny all the time where is tobys name but only for cookies" on urban dictionary*
Picture of toby comes up
Me: stop

by GenderBendr November 12, 2021

Cookie

the female genitalia, alternative name for a pussy. Also used to describe a promiscuous female.

Her cookie was so good. Oh that's cookie, go for it she's so easy!

by Jon 54 January 1, 2025

thin mint cookies

A term used to describe a grain of marijuana

"Aye bro you got some weed?"

"He'll yeah I got them thin mint cookies weed kush grain

by BrazyRyan July 11, 2016

GingerFred cookies

Not your typical happy faced gingerbread cookie. GingerFred stares back at you with a withering look reminiscent of the mean neighbor across the street who wouldn't let you retrieve an errant baseball from his lawn when you were nine. At a party GingerFred will remain alone on a cookie plate because nobody dares to cross him. If GingerFred were Flat Stanley he would travel the globe terrifying anyone who found him in their mailbox and would leave crumbs behind everywhere he went. If glitter is the herpes of the crafting world, GingerFred crumbs surely are the herpes of the kitchen - they are absolutely everywhere and six months after baking GingerFred cookies you will still find angry crumbs tormenting you from under the stove. You can only wish that when they made GingerFred they broke the mold, yet somehow he appears like clockwork in the bakery every Friday just in time to spoil your weekend.

Your mother asked me to bring dessert for Christmas dinner. I'm going to surprise her with some GingerFred cookies - that'll permanently get me out of Christmas dinner at her house - bet you wish you thought of the idea first.

by le pain d'épice October 14, 2021

Cookies

Yup

Cookies means hani

by Cookies aka hani May 22, 2021

freaked cookies

To freak out.

"When he heard I was going to move again, he totally freaked cookies."

by Kreeees January 24, 2024

cookie copium

When a Genshin Impact player starts playing other gacha games, such as Cookie Run: Kingdom, as a way for coping. Especially because of the anniversary rewards.

"I'm play Cookie Run: Kingdom because I dont think Mihoyo cares about us anymore."

"Cookie Copium"

by genshincopium September 23, 2021