apple

THE BEST FRUIT ON EARTH!!!(only after watermelon duh!) get that?
by Emiily September 08, 2021
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apple care

the shittiest and most expensive repair service that will deny your request to have your device fixed
If you pay for apple care, you are literally special needs.
by mad_nic November 08, 2021
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apple macaroni chicken wings

when you throw a rock over the sunset and it lands on hitlers body causing the holocaust to start again in 300 hundred years, also the kfc closes down so all monkeys go rawr and NIGGER. after that shit the chicken escapes out of the kfc and the monkeys start another war for the chicken. BUT NOW, newton decided to remove gravity and the newton apple explodes and destroyes the edge of the universe, this is a very important part, if you eat a pasta cake (macaroni) then it all will become the apple macaroni chicken wing.
'' nigga did you just cause a apple macaroni chicken wings?''
''daym sorry bro, shit just happens on monday''
by pineaple nazi January 23, 2025
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apple kick

When you near orgasm and kick Granny Smith in the puss
Dude I was plowing his grandma then I apple kicked her right in the clit!
by Brutis May 23, 2017
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Apple

Why the fuck are you searching for the definition of a fucking apple... just kill yourself
Apple
by Niglet GOD February 05, 2018
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Appling

Man I guess I gotta go appling today. Its gonna stink so bad.
by Mr Cheeze April 20, 2023
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