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2 + 2 = 5

Founding father and President of the United States John Adams wrote sometime around 1794 that “Human understanding is its own revelation, and has made it certain that two and one makes three; and that one is not three; nor can three be one. Miracles or prophecies might frighten us out of our wits; might scare us to death; might induce us to lie; to say that 2 and 2 make 5. But we should not believe it. We should know the contrary.”
Sometimes 2 + 2 = 5
-George Orwell, 1984
1949
by Jodie2025 April 22, 2019
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A cautionary tale for kid-friendly Minecraft YouTube channels about the dangers of swearing
Mike was a popular Minecraft youtuber but when he was featured in a video called "5 Minecraft Youtubers Who've Sworn", where he said the f word in an earlier video of his, he's now working in a tedious 9-5 job in a supermarket. Don't swear, kids!
by OninIsNotSomebody July 1, 2024
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Level 5 oof

An earth-shattering screech containing the letters o and f. Commonly used while gaming.
If you lose this game im level 5 oofing you Jonathan!!
by anonymous May 18, 2022
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5 barred

In the roblox game Deepwoken, a player beats you while not losing any one of his 5 hp bars, they will then assert dominance by saying "5 barred"
by grippaisgrippy May 7, 2025
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January 5

Hey do u know what today is it national sleep all day because it’s January 5
by Bro listen January 4, 2021
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November 5

National true feelings day, you are not allowed to fake a smile like you always do you have to show your true feelings
Guy: how are you Brian?
Brian: good 🙂
Guy: it’s November 5th how do you really feel
Brian: my life sucks!!!
by Dick good for my mouth November 4, 2020
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5 bugs

by Chillislave November 13, 2022
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