Duck Shuffler

Duck robot with a chronic gambling addiction.

Did you buy the Duck Shuffler plush on time?

by Sqwimble McWimble May 11, 2024

Duck and Tofu

Also, Duck 'n Tofu.

Euphemism for: absolutely nothing - particularly in relation to not catching any fish on a fishing expedition.

Ironic version of "Sweet Fanny Adams"

I hear you went Marlin fishing yesterday, did you catch anything?

Just Duck and Tofu

by hec toring June 27, 2016

Sitting Duck

Oh, I'm trying Ron! Believe you-me. That is what this is all about because THIS.... WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME.... Could have AT ANY POINT... Turned into MY Mark and Melissa getting murdered in their own home instead of YOURS. And that will continue be the case UNTIL THIS ENDS...

Hym "Oh you had better believe I am trying not to be a sitting duck. I have prevented some of your school shooting. I have prevented some of your suicided. I have put out your fires. I have created you AI. I AM is US national security asset and YOU ARE allowing my brain to be damaged over the pettiness of a charlatan."

by Hym Iam June 17, 2025

Duck Style

Having doggie style intercourse in the water while aggressively bitting the nape of neck and occasionally submerging the head underwater

While skinny dipping in the neighbor’s pool , RDavid swam up behind her and proceeded to have duck style sex much to her submissive delight.

by BurtGinny August 18, 2025

Scrooge Mc Ducking

When you invest in yourself and in return recycle loads of money!!

You're gonna be "scrooge Mc Ducking" if you build your skills!

I'm gonna be "scrooge Mc Ducking" once this works out.

by kingkaliq January 23, 2022

Duck Duck Goose Girl

A duck duck goose girl (or guy)...is a person that has been benched by someone who is stringing multiple people along in a sexual or romantic way. Said "player" keeps his or her harem of simping partners on hold in a limbo of breadcrumbing as "ducks", until ready to choose the next "goose". They ramp up engaging behavior to manipulate said "goose" into chasing them, ideally for sex, but also for attention/ego. Then they put them back on hold as a "duck" once they get bored, and repeat the cycle all over again, choosing a different goose. These are avoidants who like to have a steady rotation of suitors in waiting, often longterm FWBs, always thinking they might be chosen. In reality- these people are emotionally immature, unable to engage in real intimacy, and often have fragile egos that they prop up by manipulating partners. Often, these people will keep a secret harem of "ducks" on hold during relationships with a "goose", until they either break up with them, or get broken up with. Regardless- their ducks will get breadcrumbed on the sneak during entire relationships because they can't ever fully invest themselves in commitment. They always have one foot out the door, and "ducks" are the back up options.

"I'm done being one of your duck duck goose girl. You want me to be there for you to use only when it's convenient or comforting to you, but you don't wanna reciprocate. You're busy getting your ego stroked by girls who haven't caught on yet. Keep your lame ass limbo- those girls can have you. I'm taking back my self respect."

by MiAngelito August 18, 2023

Hot as a duck

When you are rediculously hot, and you wish you could just jump in the water

I was in Ohio yesterday, I was hot as a duck had to pour some water on my head

by Natel__ June 6, 2019