national shit on the British day

The day in which one must shit on Britain and all of its inhabitants because British people suck ass.

Occurs November 16th annually

“Hey, do you want to join me tonight for national shit on the British day?”

by Raiyu November 16, 2021

National slap balls day

Aug 30 is national slap balls day go slap a guy or maybe even girls nuts

Hey bob, lemme slap your nuts. It is national slap balls day.

by Slithery will August 29, 2019

National insult Brent day

On the 1st of November you can insult Brent all day

“Brent your a twat” it’s okay because it’s national insult Brent day

by National insult Brent day November 1, 2019

National Child Labor Day

On May 4, people will boast about how much school sucks, and how it's literally unmissable,

Prepare to vandalize, terrorize, and infiltrate schools, for it is National Child Labor Day

by Ku Klux Klonoa November 17, 2021

Worldwide national fanpage day

This wonderfull day is for every fanpage out here! This national fanpage day gets celebrated 5 april!

Zonut: hey did you here it? It is worldwide national fanpage day!

by Hey728282 March 26, 2021

National Appreciate Gina Day

National Appreciate Gina Day takes place on April 20th. The day would be filled with nothing but the appreciation of Gina and even constantly hitting on her (even if she tells you repeatedly to stop)

Guy: “Happy National Appreciate Gina Day!....shit I have a rock hard boner now”

by GooseDefinitions May 28, 2018

national e-girl day

National E-Girl Day takes place on the 2nd of February every year, this is a special day where it is completely acceptable to dress like an e-girl even if it is not your usual style

Boy : hey bro why does Lisa have a shit ton of eyeliner and a graphic tee on ??
Other Boy : oh haven't you heard, it's national e-girl day today

by waitrose carrier bag December 16, 2019