Sam Melchers

A blond haired friend who is taller than me, "dumb bastered" drives a 1994 Toyota Celica and a great member of my friend group.

Oh look it's Sam Melchers

by Da8osrocker April 19, 2024

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Sam Osgood

Guy who loves half days and is extremely retarded

That guy has a 0.0 GPA. it must be Sam Osgood

by Dickandcock February 8, 2024

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Airlie+Sam was something Sam really hoped happened but they ended up falling out after school ended and did not ever meet each other again except once or twice by luck. Sam=idiot, dumb, stupid, hopeless, ugly, chopped and a complete dickhead. Airlie= Kind, Smart, Funny, Honest, Modest, Beautiful, Creative, Ambitious, Energetic and Cheerful.
You can tell why the combo never happened

Airlie+Sam was hopeless, Airlie was too good for him anyways

by Adrian Brian Jakob’s April 9, 2025

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Sam-I-Am

A person who tries to force something on you, even though you have made it clear that you do not want it.
Coming from the Dr. Seuss book " Green eggs and ham"

In the book Guy-I-Am tries the dish and likes it in the end. This is about a person who doesn't stop trying to make you do something, not about the message of the book, that even weird looking things can be good.

Bro 1: Dude you gotta try ice man.
Bro 2: What are you? Sam-I-Am? Are you going to offer me green eggs and ham next?

by IMakeTheseCauseICan'tFindThem May 8, 2023

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