Call of Duty: Barack Ops

Person A: Hey, would you like to have Call of Duty: Barack Ops on August 4?
Person B: No thanks.
by Twight0931 March 18, 2017
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Call Luigi for Help

When you are in a sticky situation that you can not solve yourself, so you request help from somebody who knows what to do.
Jake: Damnit! My car is broken down
Jane: Babe, Why dont you call luigi for help?
Jake: Hmm.. Good idea! *He would call AAA To tow his car to the shop*
by uiopuiopuiuiopiui January 8, 2024
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Call of Duty

A sexual act where you hide in the corner of a room until someone walks in and then you jump on them and have sex with them while calling them the N word and then when you're finished all your friends break in through the windows and doors and rob them of all their belongings.
Brad keeps calling me a camper because I call of duty 'd him at the frat party the other night.
by MarcusJStrong December 5, 2023
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hugga lugga lugga call

she be huggaing on my lugga lugga till i call
person one: hugga lugga lugga call
person two: *starts dryhumping person one*
by spaceywashere July 27, 2023
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simp call

when you’ve been on call for an unhealthy amount of time with someone just for the sake of having each other’s company
I can’t hang out right now I’m on a simp call.
by rjavalon May 29, 2022
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Usually someone utterly, totally useless, but can be applied to inanimate objects. Lacking any empowerment, thus going so far as to be inactively obstructive.
Etymology: in the UK a number of large companies operate call-centres. When one attempts to call these to complain, the usual response from the responder (the call-centre operative) is feigned interest in the issue, involving lengthy explanations, then the final response is that they cannot authorise the issue in question as due to lack of authority. The issues can be of any magnitude. When asked to be passed to a manager, they claim the manager is unavailable and will call back (this is the inactive-obstructive part). This never occurs, so one calls again. The situation recurses.
c.f. "chocolate teapot"
I attempted to wipe my arse with some own-brand toilet paper, after wiping the paper looked clean but the disgusting skiddies in my kecks later showed it was as useless as a call-centre operative.
by monsieur_tm December 30, 2013
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