You can "keel" me later

What you smilingly tell someone in a penitent tone before you reveal a (usually fairly minor) piece of unwelcome news, such as that you and he will have to disassemble an entire portion of a device that you're working on because you belatedly noticed/realized that part of it needs to be repaired or altered.

Achmed the Dead Terrorist (assisting Jeff Dunham in assembling a set of metal shelves): What are you doing? I keel you! Why are you taking apart the entire bottom section like that after we labored so long putting in all those screws?!??
Jeff Dunham: Sorry, Achmed --- I realized that we put the wrong shelf in the bottom position; the unit will be sturdier if we use the correct shelf down here. Just bear with me for now, please --- you can "keel" me later, after we're done.

by QuacksO October 16, 2020

can you shower with that on

Meaning if you’re showing off a chain or a piece of jewelry to ask them this if it’s fake or not

Josh:"look at my new ice"
Rick: " but can you shower with that on?"

by Izza avalos December 23, 2017

but can you do this

a way to destroy your opponents life in one sentence

person 1: i made world peace and i detro-
person 2: BUT CAN YOU DO THIS *rolls back chair*

by ewferrtgty March 1, 2018

Juul in a can

Lots of smoke that’s inside a soda can.

Person 1: WHY WOULD YOU PUT A LIT UP MATCH INSIDE THAT THING!?!?
Person 2: I call it juul in a can lol

by Adamsnon February 11, 2023

GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN

a heavily-intensified way of saying an escape line, originating from the game "Baldi's Basics" after collecting all 7 notebooks.

now all ya need to do is..
**GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN**

by SCG-1171 November 18, 2022

dick can dike

Nicotine addiction

I’m facing a real dick can dike

by Johnjoejimlad June 1, 2021

Simon can you shut up!

Simon can you shut up!
Its a sentence used when autism hits a peak of annoyance.

Simon: PEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEW
Erik: Simon can you shut up!

by kuckky August 4, 2022