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death handy

A death handy is a hand job you give a guy that is going to die very soon. It's kind of like a pity fuck but better because it's done out of shear kindness.
Tim is terminal with stage 4 cancer, so I gave him a death handy. Don't tell his wife.
by Picky Panther April 14, 2025
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Evil Wiener of Death

Noun;

1. A term coined by internet flashers, used to describe their genitalia when informed their images are unwelcome. Used in a butthurt fashion and meant to elicit guilt over not wishing to receive their images.
2. A vendor's hot dog that has clearly sat out for too long, causing much stomach discomfort and inability to digest properly.
1. "Girls show their boobs all of over the internet and I send one picture of my Evil Wiener of Death and everyone gets upset."
2. I hit the hot dog stand outside my workplace and the guy must have served me an Evil Wiener of Death because I couldn't eave the bathroom all weekend.
by Lucille Bawlz April 23, 2017
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Death

by N@thanV2 August 27, 2020
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The Black Death

marijuana resin gathered from either a dry pipe or a bong, black in appearance
"oh man I ran out of weed"

"me too dude, I'm on the black death"
"that's fucking gross."
by SkiddlyDooBop May 4, 2018
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death-song

A song so sublime, you can be satisfied to know that you will die immediately after the song is over. It is the last song you ever listen to.
When the song is over, you die.
Q: “Is there a song you could listen to just 1 more time?”
A: “Oh. You mean like a death-song.”
by Bobby Tsunami December 15, 2023
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Death

The cure for living. If you are born, you have a 100% guarantee to receive YOUR death within the next 200 years.
Human: Why are you dead?
Ghost: I got my prescription for living
Human: Sooooooo death
by The_bean_warrior July 28, 2021
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Death Be Unto You

When a character does something incredibly stupid that the audience just knows they're going to be dead soon.
Graves being all nice to Credence after smacking him and casting him aside like garbage -- Death Be Unto You.
by Darkury June 27, 2017
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