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ur mum

ur mum is heckin gay
by xX_epicamer_Xx November 14, 2018
mugGet the ur mummug.

Ur history a mistery

The completion of all insults. Overrules ur ancestors incestors and ur species feces.
Human: ur ancestors incestors
Guy: ur species feces
Everyone:(silent)
Human: ur history a mistery
Everyone: (questioning their own existence)
by Coolman29 June 17, 2018
mugGet the Ur history a misterymug.

ur granddaddy faggy

the ULTIMATE most UNBELIEVABLY EVIL thing you could possibly say to any living soul the earth with tremble beneath you if said
Ted: ur mom gay
Jim: ur dad lesbian
Ted: ur granny tranny
Jim: ur grandpap trap
Ted: ur granddaddy faggy
Jim: (too scared to even say no u)
by michelle88372 May 11, 2018
mugGet the ur granddaddy faggymug.

no ur a moose

"NO UR A MOOSE" is a joke within the game Riddle School that pops up when clicked on a picture of a moose.
*clicks on moose photo*
Phil Eggtree: NO UR A MOOSE
by UhmYeahSure April 6, 2021
mugGet the no ur a moosemug.

ur family tree has stds

"ur family tree has stds" is truly the worst way to destroy someone in a argument way worse than ur mom gay ur daddy lesbian ur granny a tranny ur ur gramp a tramp family tree LGBT all combined some say this comback will put people in a comma so bad that you never wake up and forced into the fiery pits of hell
Tyrone: ur mom gay lel
Carl: ur daddy lesbian
Tyrone: ur granny a tranny

Carl: ur gramp a tramp
Tyrone: ur family tree LGBT
Carl: ur family tree has STDs
Tyrone: *fucking dies*
by Stevie Wondrhkktrhhtj May 25, 2018
mugGet the ur family tree has stdsmug.

ur mom

This phrase is a very simple yet fatal combination of "ur" and "mom"; the word "ur" being an abbreviation of the word "your" which apparently wastes way too much of my precious time to actually write, so I replaced it with "ur".

This phrase is commonly used in the battlefield of roasting by fighters usually ranging of the ages of 9-12. This phrase is often used when you have run out of epic cards to play in your attempt of defeating your opponent in a roast battle which will change the course of the fighters future for a specific span of 3 minutes and 24 seconds max.

When using the phrase "ur mom" you are acquiring the power of the firmament and all the Holy power above and below the Earth, which surges your opponent with a hypersonic blast of pure awe and respect for your mere presence.

Those who use this phrase are often scrutinized due to the power in which this it holds and those who attempt to stop you from using this phrase, want to keep the power of "ur mom" to themselves, since they know the pure entity of greatness that such a phrase possesses.
Bully: You're ugly!
You: Ur mom
*cue epic music*
by Pressed Student August 1, 2021
mugGet the ur mommug.

ur u

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by HELP, HELP ME March 6, 2024
mugGet the ur umug.

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