magical dragon

When a man evacuates on a women's face while she has hot morning breath

Man, she totally had the "Magical Dragon" this morning...

by Ddytpiuyt October 26, 2019

Dragon

Dragon these balls across your face tonight

Mellisa: There is so many dragons

Carl: guess what
Mellisa: What?
Carl: I’ll be dragon these balls across your face tonight

by Imgaymeme November 1, 2019

Blue dragon

A pedophile that looks like if Jackie Chan had sex with fucking Michael Jackson and the he got shit out and got pissed on and vomited on and he’s also really good friends with Tony Lopez

Person1: my kids got raped
Person2: Let me guess blue dragon?

by I eat doge for lunch December 4, 2020

In my blood by imagine dragons

Ah, in my blood by imagine dragons. As you may know, Lisa cimorelli claims that "she has never heard this song before." Many people choose to believe that's not true. This is an iconic line and will haunt Lisa Cimorelli till she grows old. Hopefully one day she'll do a cover but I dont think it's in her blood to do it.

"In my blood by imagine dragons? I'VE NEVER HEARD THAT SONG BEFORE!!"

by laurencimswife December 7, 2020

dragon

A cornball , someone who is a kiss ass and thinks hot stuff like chili is cool and is despised by all.

Look at joel hes dragon again ,he will never be cool.

by The Truthful1 December 7, 2020

Dragon City Porn

porn with dragons fucking each other

Mum! He's watching Dragon City Porn.

by SEXYBOI42069 December 8, 2020

Ride the Dragon

To eat spicy food and realize that all pain is an illusion.

I’m about to order some spicy pad Thai and ride the dragon.

by MacChaddy5453059 December 8, 2020