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Chris Wooten

US Marine,State Trooper,Football Coach, State House Represtative and Dad. All around super cool dude that has been snake bitten, car jacked, shot at, dances like Fred Astaire with a funky swag and has sinned but is saved by grace. Runs full throttle, no isn’t an option and loves as hard a 10 pound hammer. 60 percent of the time, he’s right everytime.
I can’t wait until one day when I can be like chris Wooten
by Rep69 February 17, 2021
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Chris Conybeare

Chris conybeare is so beautiful inside and out and he makes you feel like you can achieve anything. He sees the best in you always and just leaves a constant smile plastered across your face :) All day everyday I just want to be consumed by Chris, in his presence, in his love, and take on the world together. Im obsessedddd!! His laugh is brilliant, and he’s so thoughtful and caring. This boy is actually perfect in every single way and I CAN PROUDLY SAY HES MY FRICKING BOYFRIEND!! MINE MINE MINE :))
Chris conybeare is a bundle of beautiful happiness and it makes me so happy to be in it
by admirer4youxox May 28, 2023
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Chris

Chris is the biggest hoe in the friend group, although he seems very shy on the outside yet his body count is above everyone's standards. He is a skinny boy who, under his baggy clothes, has a great unforgettable set of abs. Chris is a very nice guy who always know both how to satisfy a woman and how to treat one correctly. His reputation struggled through middle school but as he started high school he began to thrive, getting all the girls, rising in popularity, but not maintaining the best grades. His parents are strict towards his surrounding academics but he works hard enough to see his friends and girlfriends often. His judgement is not always the best but through and through he's a great guy, perfect some may say...
"Guess who asked me out? Chris did!" "Oh my god! Are you serious? Don't mess that one up, he'll be perfect for you."
by UrbanDefinitionsIRL May 10, 2021
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Chris

fly ass Nīgga and will fuck the shit out your bitch, he gets mad bread and is fly asf.
he really the don
omg bitch is that chris”
by Siiy November 21, 2021
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Chri

He is a horizontal Cornelius, which is the man of mysterious. Smoking joints in the dark he got money on the side 10k on the line oh yea. 24 hours driving to the Steven, Bay Area hotels expensive. He don’t give a fuck his name is Chri Chri Chri. He got bars and titties scoop scoop scoop mothafucka you see me.
Grip on the Glock (Chri), control the block (Chri)
Flood the whole box (flood) with nothin' but rocks (flood)
by Cela24 May 13, 2023
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National Chris day

On December 6th, a momentous occasion unfolded as our esteemed and remarkable Chris graciously came to our aid in a time of great necessity. His timely arrival averted a potential catastrophe, and therefore, he truly deserves a Fortnite card worth $20 as a token of our immense gratitude. Chris is an exceptional individual, the epitome of an iconic figure, and an unparalleled companion. Every December 6th, let us celebrate and honor him, for he not only possesses a penchant for completing side quests but also willingly sacrifices his own assignments for the benefit of others.
Chrizz: "please help 😨"
Chris: "Oh alright 🔥"
And that's how national Chris day started
by Greygovernment December 6, 2023
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The ! Chris Method

When a Group Buy lacks of funds you use The ! Chris Method to help the Group Buy raise funds for the song that is currently being group bought.

Although it is similar to the Famous Shas Method this one is different. As in this ! Chris claims to be an insider but puts out false information to a community.
“Yo! That dude says Carti is dropping with Lil Uzi Vert.”
“No, bro hes just using The ! Chris Method
“Ohhhhhh, I get it now he’s just a fake insider”
by CartiHubDictionary October 5, 2023
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