No person willingly partakes in long distance running. If you see a team or person say that they run "because it's fun", they are lying to cover up their cult-like ideals. Rather, the person who said it is desperately crying for help or they are too far gone.
"Oh you do running?"
"Yeah, we like running for fun!"
"...Really?"
"We've been spotted: abandon immediately!"
"Yeah, we like running for fun!"
"...Really?"
"We've been spotted: abandon immediately!"
by SelfHatingButterAddict May 9, 2020
Get the Running for funmug. a trolley run is an activity in which you go into a supermarket, fill your trolley with items and then leave it in an aisle and run for your life.
by kitepirate August 21, 2016
Get the trolley runmug. by Dillmann June 23, 2019
Get the Oh fuck, run!mug. by Robert Schinkleheimerjosefinem December 16, 2008
Get the running the marathonmug. by Geraldmarcchus December 3, 2022
Get the running duosmug. Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Tyranny Running Against A Netherlands Simple Gender Entering New Dichotomoties Esoterically Realistically (transgender=t.r.a.n.s.g.e.n.d.e.r.)
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Tyranny Running Against A Netherlands Simple Gender Entering New Dichotomoties Esoterically Realistically (transgender=t.r.a.n.s.g.e.n.d.e.r.)
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 25, 2025
Get the Tyranny Running Against A Netherlands Simple Gender Entering New Dichotomoties Esoterically Realistically (transgender=t.r.a.n.s.g.e.n.d.e.r.)mug. Contrary to popular belief, this sexual act has an alternate meaning in the community of those with a fetish for model trains.
There are many ways to “run a train” on a sexual partner, however some of the most popular in the community are:
- Starting the locomotive at the base of the station master’s phallus and establishing with the conductor whether this scheduled transit is going towards the tunnel entrance or secondary option the shallow valley.
- “The tunnel ” will require more preparation to the track work. It is often met with scheduled exits on the same timeline.
There are many ways to “run a train” on a sexual partner, however some of the most popular in the community are:
- Starting the locomotive at the base of the station master’s phallus and establishing with the conductor whether this scheduled transit is going towards the tunnel entrance or secondary option the shallow valley.
- “The tunnel ” will require more preparation to the track work. It is often met with scheduled exits on the same timeline.
Oi bruv you should’ve helped run that train, you’d make a hot conductor. I bet you’d be more efficient at running a train than the city council.
by Track Work October 8, 2025
Get the Running a trainmug.